Status Update

Bello all!  Your friendly neighborhood Kale is reporting in on the giant, black chasm (one might even call it a “hole”) that is his efforts to write an FFA after having not done so in… dear lord… has it been six years since Oblivion?  What the hell are all of us still doing here?

(To give you an indication of how out of it Kale is right now, he actually did just move his cursor to the bottom-right hand of his screen, because he thought he needed to know the exact date for that joke.  We have also replaced his normal coffee with an HP Scanjet 3300C and he hasn’t noticed the difference.)

I went ahead and updated everyone’s status/VP/location to reflect the FFA.  Do check to see if I screwed up anything, and if so, post in the usual spot (unless it ended up helping you out, in which case let’s keep it between us and not let our apparently benevolent dictator know 😉 ).  I wanted to get that out of the way, so people could start sending in actions after midnight, if for some reason this beast still hasn’t been put to rest by sundown.  It will be up before morning, of course, which I say mostly because I enjoy making empty promises.  Plus, y’know, it has to be…

For those of you at the Mausoleum right now, I should also explain the Instant Transport stuff again, just incase I forgot something in the original post:

• Anyone listed at the Mausoleum is free to use Instant Transportation to travel anywhere in the solar system they like on Monday (and only on Monday), provided that location isn’t an opposing piece of property.  This will be your entire day’s action; so you cannot fight if you Instant Transport.
• Monday, the Mausoleum will be a “no ambush” zone.  You can duel there, but cannot attack others.  You cannot duel and then use Instant Transport, though.
• If you are at the Mausoleum, and for whatever reason don’t feel like using Instant Transport but do want to travel normally, you’re also welcome to do that.

Wow.  I guess that’s all that really needed to be stated about Instant Transport.

On a more personal note, I haven’t had a chance to reply to any of the two name threads you all put up, but I just wanted to say that they are awesome, and you all are awesome.